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Writer's pictureAyan Shree

The Great Indian Roast

Updated: Jul 20, 2020


"To kaise hain aap....."

Na Na NA....

Disclaimer:

This article is not meant to induce a sense of fear in your minds. I know it's good to stay positive and optimistic. But, it's also important to know what the reality is. It's time we come out of the Netflix's Fantasy Land and see what's going on outside.


Beginning with.... The Lockdown... One simple question... Why???

You wanted to stop the disease from spreading? You failed!

You wanted to flatten the curve? You did... but the wrong one. (the economic one)

3 months of house arrest, did it help? I guess a little. It could have helped more, had the execution been proper. But, execution and India, huh, what an oxymoronic combo!


Next, lets come to a joke bigger than the lockdown. "THE UNLOCK'

I mean, when there were just 200 cases, they postponed everything and shut the whole country down. Now, when there are around 3 lakh cases and 10000 cases coming in everyday, they want to open everything and conduct the exams. What is the purpose behind this? Is this a plot of mass genocide?

Obviously, just imagine the crowd at an exam centre. In order to properly ensure social distancing there, you need at least 2-3 football fields, and what is available is not more than a penalty box.

If the exam starts at 9:30, they want you at the centre by 7:30 (at least JEE wants). some students need to leave as early as 5:30 for this. Now, with the restrictions on public transport, they will have to leave at 2:30 or 3:00, stand in a kilo-meter long queue at the bus stop and wait for hours. Imagine!

When a student appears for an exam, he is already under a lot of stress, now there is one more fear, the fear of corona. But, in India stress and tension are features that unlock only when you upgrade to the age of 20 (at least the minister thinks so).


Lastly, lets see the decision making process of our country. The staff alongwith the minister sit around a roundtable. The minister says “this needs to be done”, and the staff wags its tail. How will it be done? Thats none of their concern. The order is then passed on to the sub-ordinates, until it reaches the last man. The last man then publishes a notice, “This has to be done”, and the public is '#atmanirbhar' enough to decide how.


This is not my political bias, or my hate for the ruling party. I can guarantee, the scenario would have been no better, had any other party been in power. Because as Indians we are always living at the edge.

Example: if you open an industry in India, its not flourishing, its surviving; always operating at the extreme; one small fault and BOOM! The BOOM gathers attention only when it becomes a disaster, else it is a very common thing. In the industrial world, its called a fault or system failure.

Do you now realise why the government is so keen to construct the Ram Mandir? Its because everything in this country… your life, my life, our future, the economy… everything is “RAMBHAROSE”!


P.S.: Its just a viewpoint. Respect the emotions not the facts. ;-)

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